People make calls for various reasons. This will give you a trusted list of Funny Numbers to call 2021 that work.
- 1-603-413-4124: Calling Santa
This for those who would want to call Santa for the upcoming Christmas,this is the perfect number to dial.
By dialing 1-603-413-4124, one is able to get in contact with Santa. This phone number does not link you to Santa, but of course if you dial it, you are going to get a voice detailing you what Santa has to offer you.
- 605-475-6959: The bad breath notification hotline.
Ever come into contact with someone who looks perfectly fine but once they open their mouth, that awful smell kills your vibe or feelings for them, then look no further than give them 605-475-6959 to call.
By calling this number, the person would be directed as to what to do to tame his or her bad breath.
- 212-479-7990: You have been rejected
You met an exciting new person, asked for their phone number, and got it. But when you called, it was not them on the line, oops so sorry.
It was the Rejection Hotline. Ouch! Here’s the message you’ll get, “Hello! This is not the person you were trying to call. You’ve reached the Rejection Hotline.”
- 605–475–6973: Quit complaining
This is for those who are found of complaining of the least thing or how they feel life is cruel to them.
The voice on the other side of this line helps one appreciate their life by letting them know that others are having it much worse.
The entire process is quite hilarious too, making this one of the funniest yet somewhat useful prank numbers to call when you are bored.
- 605–475–6958: How to decide whether you are Drunk or Sober
Are you unable to tell whether you are drunk or sober? (that should be a hint in itself.) Feel free to enlist the help of the Sobriety Test hotline.
This seemingly random phone number will lead you to a set of highly scientific questions to help gauge your sobriety.
Many have testified as to how it works, you may want to give it a try too.
- (914) 737-9938: Hilarious announcement test
This Westchester County, New York phone line is basically worth dialing for the hilarious message that says “This a CPTA announcement test. Uh, I do not know what it is supposed to say; I am not that concerned with it. So, if anyone gets this just disregard it, ok, and hang up.”
- 605–475–6964: Things could actually be worse
Do you think you are having a bad day? You can take solace in knowing that things could actually be much worse.
Call the ‘It could always be more’ hotline that will lift your spirits (or maybe make it worse?) by telling you how it could always be more.
- (858) 651-5050: Beautiful phrases
When looking for random phone numbers to call, it does not get funkier than this one. Dialing this line allows you to listen to what sounds like the most well-thought poem ever written.
The voices include numerous phrases spoken by female and male speakers which all sound amazingly perfect. The phrases’ beauty lies less in their meanings and more in the flow of words.
- 605-475-6961: Harry Potter’s contact
This one is for the Harry Potter Universe fans. If you are seeking admission into the fabled Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then dial this line.
From the first digits of the contact, it seems that the admission office is located in South Dakota, but hey, the location does not matter now, does it?
The voice on the other side of the call will give you information related to locating the legendary platform 9¾, as well as your admission details.